Interesting quotes

Some things said.. are unforgettable.. they make you laugh like you've never laughed before.. convince you like you've never been convinced before.. or other things like that.. those remain quoted.. and here are some Ive just heard and may be, been a part of.

LIFE WUD B A BIG MISTAKE WIDOUT MUSIC!

I WS BORN INTELLIGENT BUT EDUCATION RUINED ME!

BORN 2 FLY!

MAKE IT HAPPEN, SHOCK EVERYONE!

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!

DO WHATEVER YOU LOVE IN LIFE
CUZ U HAVE ONLY ONE
BUT MAKE SURE WEN U LOOK BAK
YOU HAVE NO REGRETS!

"Tell me what kind of language the writer has used in his passage."
"English Ma'm"
LOL! =D
(school)

"Heena! U knw.. im frm J b vachha!!"
- "Ohh.. I bet u didnt need to dress up as a girl!"
(school)

"U knw.. its a rare thing.. no hw in ib"
-"btw... ths must b a rare thing in A levels too.. sunday mrnin u wake up.. n u see phy hw in ur mailbox.. i bet"
(online)

"Im gonna type down your mechanics paper!"
-"Sir!! Can I help youu???"
(school)

"Heena!! Go for that phuski.. Dont leave him"
-"WOAHH! YEH! I got it gurl!! :)"
(football)

"6.40 on the clock"
-"What does this mean?"
-"...uhh... RUNN!!"
(on the way to school)

"For that equation tell me what are roots."
-"Roots..? They are parts of trees Sir!"
LOL!
(school)


"What roots would this quadratic equation have?"
-"One would be rational!"
-"Second one?"
-"Irrational!"
-"Third?"
-"Normal?!!!"
-"You know ..... a quadratic equation has onli two roots. And this one would have both rational ones!"
LOLS!
(School)


"How can we vaccinate every God dammit mosquito?"
(School)


"Force is not something I can take out from my pocket and give it to someone!"
(School)


"Dude.. It's time for you to wave goodbye and move on to your next class!"
(School)


"Sir, he was doing LOL giri!"
(School)


"Peer pressur?"
-"No, beer pressure!"
-"Get that out in the loo then!"
(School)


"I have never fallen asleep in this class, sir!"
-"That was a joke huh!"
(School)

"What is AP?"
-"Andhra Pradesh!"
-"GP?"
-"Go search in your geography book!"
-"I don't have a geography book!"
-"Then that's your problem!"
(School)


"Arey isme band bajega toh baadme kya hoga?"
-"Sir, dhol bajega!"
(School)


"Tu kya masti kar raha hai?"
-"Sir, abhi chaloo karna baaki hai!"
(School)


"When I was reading you were not paying concentration!"
(School)


"Another Pj"

-"Please no!"

-"Just one yaar!"

-"NO NO You'll kill me"

-"it really aint a Pj"

-"Its a fine one!"

-"Pakka?"

-"Yes yes!"

-"So tell me"

-"Theres a man at home. Someone comes to kill him. That other man shoots him but he still
doesnt die. Why?"

-"I dont know!"

-"Does he shoot but have no bullet in the pistol?"

-"No no. He survives because he is in the living room."

-"OMG! That was such a PJ! ur dead!"

(Football)




"You know what? You seem like a chamcha!"

-"Huh? okay! You're a bowl then"

-"I dont care i am what i am!"

-"What did you just say? :O Chamcha and bowl??"

-"Yea.. I couldnt think of anything else."

-"Oh man! now i got the joke!!!"

(Football)



"Okay Half time! Have a water break"

-"What OFFSIDE?" (Holding his jersey)

-"What no! Half side? OMG! HAHA!"

(Football)



"What are you playing? You guys hail from the same team! Yea same team. The big bang theory!"

(Football-When 3 players from the same team are fighting for the ball and go bang!)
"Ek do
Ek do
..(name).. ko
Mar do"
(School)
"That's all you've written?"
-"Yeah"
-"But I don't know how much he's written!"
(School)
"Ek anaar, sau bimaar"
(School)

Comments

haha good ones...but i presume this is one never-ending blog...the quotable quotes must be written and updated and the show must go on...;)

-Abhilasha Dafria
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